Hahaha, so in high school I befriended this dude. He was kind of rere and lame, and this sounds bad, but he was pretty mentally pliable. I didn't, like, abuse him or anything, but I made some of my interests his. Which isn't that weird for friends, right? It's just that he practically had (probably still has) no interests so it wasn't, uh, reciprocated or anything. Anyway, blah blah, I spent a lot of time with him outside school. He was my friend! Then I went kind of weird and stopped... being... nice, I guess. I don't remember. It was a mutual decision, iirc, we both ~folded~ to the pressure of everyone accusing us of dating. That's how teenagers who aren't dating and who don't like each other "that way" work. Whatevs. We still talked, but we stopped doing stuff together. Then I dropped out of school and I didn't see him at all anymore. One day earlier this year, I was doin some brainusing and he came to mind, so I asked a friend (who turned out to be d8n him) to give me his number so I could have words with him. So all three of us made plans to go out and we did and it was weird because they were touchy-feely and I complained to my journal (it's now a PRIV8 entry, lulz), etc., whatever, stupid details. ANYWAY they ended up breaking up 'cause that's how that shit works, and this was around the time I had my birthday party. I had invited them both because they were both my friends. He expressed discomfort, I told him to get the fuck over it and suck it up (I am blunt, sry2say), and he seemed fine with it for a while. Then a day before my party, he texted me saying he didn't want to come anymore (some of you may remember this, but a refresher neva hurt no one):

"I dont wanna go to your party anymore"
"Why now? Stop being a shitty friend and suck it up."
"It's not because of Jill, it's just because I want to go to my other friend's house so that I'll have something to do all weekend! She even texted me and we talked a little."
"Okay. That makes you an even shittier friend and a dumb asshole. But okay."
"I'm sorry."
"No you're not. Go fuck yourself, douchebag."

So tonight he has the ~audacity~ to fucking ask me if we're still friends:

"R we still friends?"
"I'm not sure who this is?"
"[tells me who he is]"
"Oh. I dunno, bro."
"Oh so could u think it ovr an answr wit a yes or no plz. I just wanna know if u still consider me a friend"
"I don't particularly want you dead, so you can make of that what you will. Why? What is this, 8th grade?"
"Thats good to know"

THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW? Oh my god, please die in a fire, nutsack. Man, I don't want him dead but why would he think we're still friends after he blew off my birthday party to hang out with some chick? What the fuck? I DON'T WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND, PISSBAG.

Who eats these things? They have seriously been fucking my shit up the last couple days. I ate one Saturday night, one on Sunday morning, and then another Monday morning and since yesterday I have been having the most toxic, nasty farts ever. I didn't get any epic shits until today, and I swear that thing was as long as my forearm, all coiled up. I wish I would've taken a picture, it was amazing. Now everytime I eat something my tummy hurts. :( Does this happen to anyone else? I thought I would be okay because I get literally no fiber, I'm always constipated/shit out knives.  Lemme hear yr tmi fiber one stories.
Also going on...more of a tmi help/reassure me/therapy....
I'm paranoid that all these tummy troubles are because I'm pregnant. I am supposed to get my period in a week and I'm getting really anxious. My boyfriend ejaculated inside me last month for the first time ever and I'm convinced he got me pregnant and I'm terrified. However, when we did this I was on like the 3rd day of my period, and he hasn't done it since then. Please don't terrify me with stories of "zomgz my best friend's cousin's friend's niece got pregnant on her period" Give me some reassurance people!! 

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I've never seen a worse public transit system in my life than the one you have here in Victoria. That website is just a convoluted heap of garbage.

Can someone just tell me what I'm sure is very straightforward and simple information, how do I get to the airport from downtown Victoria???

Thanks!

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So I didn't eat much today. I had some toast for breakfast, 2 grilled cheeses for lunch and another 2 for dinner and a slice of orginal syle cheesecake.

I layed down at midnight to go to sleep, as
I am very tired and have a lot to get done tomorrow so I would like a decenet sleep.
Obviously my colon has other plans.
For the last roughly 3 hours, I have forced to flee to the toilet every hour, to sit and projecticle out nothing even remotely identifiable.

Its all clear liquidy with speckles of poo. I stay seated on the john until I am certain its all out, only to end up back in the same position an hour later, doing the same thing.
Its getting to the point my poor bum hurts a little.

Is it so much to ask for a decent night sleep when that is all I want?

Hi all,

I realized this weekend that it's been far too long since I've seen the dentist for a check up.  I'm tempted to go with the on campus people because a lot of it is covered with our student insurance.  So, I was wondering if anyone here had gone to them for any dental fixeruppers.  Are they friendly?  Are they kind to big wusses like me who are terrified of the dentist?

Thanks!

I heard on the radio the call out for children's coats for the winter, but is there a place where I could donate a men's winter coat?